You have made my social life hell. You horrible, horrible person.

I feeel a debilitating awkwardness when speaking to ANYONE I met through you. Because of you. Cheers for that. It’s like I’ve reverted back to my shy, mute, overthinking 12 year old innerself.

I can’t even visit my OWN house - which I’ve had to rent to MORE of your friends because I can’t bear to live there.

You’re a bastard, even now thinking of you makes me feel awful. 

I can’t wait to get away, abroad, hot, AWAY from Coventry, from people I am now SCARED to be around. Hank you’re actually the best. I can’t wait. REALLY.

Thanks,

Lolly